HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition
to see if any of them made the finals.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it. You have received this e-mail because I didn’t want to be alone in the idiot category.
Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing ” It’s a Beautiful Morning” even when it’s not.